They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Sex with her is a 10 out of 10! It's so easy to bring her to convulsive orgasms

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Girls, don't argue! I've got one cock for your three asses - I'll fuck every one of them

Chief, I've got an ass like this at home I'll fuck it, then I'll work

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

Stopped time 🕑 🚫, fucked a black girl and poured his seed into her

You want the toughest and deepest massage? Don't say another word, take off your clothes

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs

This table has sex more often than I do 🗿 She won't let me play again

I mean, you don't want to cheat?! 😤 I gave you the money, take off your clothes

I wake up and my daughter is already fucking someone 😱 Hello, I want to do it too

I cum with her day and night - she turns me on with her hooters 😍

I accidentally impregnated my wife's sister

So he fucked a stranger, what's the big deal? She was ready for sex. 👌🏻

She's asking for more and I want to cum 👀 Relax, I need to get to orgasm

- I dreamt I was sitting on your face. - So let's do it 😏

You stole my underwear 😳 How about admitting you want to fuck me?

She could use a little foreplay

Can we get a doggystyle maid? Cause I'm dying to fuck someone

Wife puts on her stockings in a sexy way. I'm gonna fuck her and we're gonna be late for everything